"Jack Does Cars" (jackdoescars)
05/22/2016 at 00:28 • Filed to: Ford Transit
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"Jack Does Cars" (jackdoescars)
05/22/2016 at 00:28 • Filed to: Ford Transit | 2
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Was a Mercedes Sprinter.
When 2016 Mercedes S-Class popped up as the vehicle we were riding home in, I was nearly jumping with joy. My friend didn’t really care.
She was pretty sketched out when a gigantic van pulled up in front of the mall (you know, two teens chillin’ outside Pottery Barn at 10:45 PM on a Saturday night), instead of a German luxobarge.
Overall, though, the Sprinter was pretty nice. Super smooth ride, lots of space to do things in, actually quite powerful for a four-cylinder diesel in a van that big. Our driver said he averages 20 MPG, too.
I’d rate the Sprinter a solid 420/69, which is a decent score considering what it was. Probably the best Uber I have ever had.
How’s Oppo’s night. I broke my tooth on a pizza so I have to figure that out come Monday.
Slant6
> Jack Does Cars
05/22/2016 at 00:50 |
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Broke tooth on pizza. Explain.
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Jack Does Cars
> Slant6
05/22/2016 at 00:57 |
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I have four false teeth, I just was not born with them, so I have these pasted on implants. They look like real teeth, and are nearly as strong. Sometimes, I bite on something the wrong way and bits of the implants chip off. It’s annoying, but the dentists fix it for free so it’s good.
Ike
> Slant6
05/22/2016 at 00:58 |
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I second this, how does one break a tooth on a pizza ?
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Slant6
> Jack Does Cars
05/22/2016 at 01:06 |
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Eh, keep the chip.
For lightness. Because rally trailblazer.
gawdzillla
> Jack Does Cars
05/22/2016 at 01:19 |
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I thought about getting one of those as my car parts hauler, then I was discouraged by the gear oil smell, so I bought a truck
unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> Slant6
05/22/2016 at 01:38 |
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He can just fix it himself with jb-weld or bondo.
TheHondaBro
> Slant6
05/22/2016 at 02:34 |
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Because racejack.
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TheHondaBro
> unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
05/22/2016 at 02:35 |
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I’d do an enamel weld on that bad boy.
My bird IS the word
> Jack Does Cars
05/22/2016 at 10:56 |
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+1 for teeth made entirely from jb weld
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Jack Does Cars
> My bird IS the word
05/22/2016 at 11:40 |
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It is the world’s strongest bond...
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Jack Does Cars
> Slant6
05/22/2016 at 11:40 |
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It’s like a built in speedhole.
Rally TrailBlazer is a great idea.